Category: Jokes

School Jokes 0

School Jokes

Teacher: You copied from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred’s paper says “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”! Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb. Father: Really? What did she say? Son:...

Jokes 0


1. Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean is a vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which place them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. 2. “Hey, I finally trained my dog not to beg at the table,” Sheila...

Rainy Jokes 0

Rainy Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining. If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn’t raining.