Teacher: You copied from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred’s paper says “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”!
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?
Son: She took it like a lamb.
Father: Really? What did she say?
Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test?
Father: You were absent on the day of the test?
Son: No, but the boy who sits next to me was !
What is an island?
A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
On one side?
Yes, on top !
Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card.
“What is this 45 in math?” asked her father.
“I think that’s the size of the class,” she said quickly!
SON: Dad, I’m tired of doing homework.
FATHER: Now, son, hard work never killed anyone.
SON: I know, but I don’t want to be the first.
TEACHER: Young man, did you do all your home work last night?
FRED: No, teacher. I did some of it last night, some of it in the middle of the night, and the rest of it early this morning.