Rainy Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn’t raining.

A man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time and told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work.On the way to work in Bus, out of habit he grabbed the umbrella of the woman sitting next to him, got up and started walking.The woman started yelled, “Umbrella thief, Umbrella thief.”
The embarrassed guy returned the umbrella and apologized, before getting abused and beaten up by other woman loving passengers.
In the evening he picked up all his umbrellas repaired, put them under his arms and started walking towards home. Unfortunately the morning lady returning from work bumped into him.
The lady commented, “Seems, you had a profitable day at work today.”

A newcomer to Srimangal arrives on a rainy day. She gets up the next day and it’s raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that. She goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and out of despair asks, “Hey, kid, does it ever stop raining around here?”
The kid says, “How should I know? I’m only 6.”

A motorist is making his way down a flooded road after a night of torrential rain. Suddenly he sees a man’s head sticking out of a large puddle. He stops his car and asks the man if he needs a lift. ‘No thanks,’ says the man. ‘I’m on my bike.’

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