How to Steal a Country Like a Pro Mehedi Hasan

Have you ever looked at your piggy bank and thought, “Hmm… this could use a few more billion dollars”? Ever wondered what it would be like to have money raining from the sky while everyone else struggles to buy a lollipop? Well, wonder no more! Because today, we reveal the ultimate step-by-step guide to becoming the world’s most successful money magician—just like a certain highly responsible prime minister we all know!

Step 1: Become the Boss—By Any Means Necessary!
First things first, you can’t just walk into a bank and demand all the money (well, you could, but they call that robbery). Instead, do it the smart way—get yourself elected as Prime Minister! How? Easy. Just make big promises! Say things like, “I will turn this country into a paradise!” and “Free pizza for everyone on Sundays!” People love free things, and boom—you’re the leader!

Step 2: Build an Army of Super Loyal Fans
Now that you’re the boss, you need an army. No, not the kind with cool helmets and laser beams—we mean an army of people who will defend you no matter what! Hire some professional ‘yes-men’ who agree with everything you say. If you say the sky is pink, they will say, “Yes, Your Excellency, it’s the most beautiful shade of pink!” If you say a giraffe is just a very tall dog, they will nod and start petting it. That’s loyalty!

Step 3: Hide the Money Like a Squirrel in Winter
Okay, here comes the fun part! You can’t just leave all the money in one place—people might notice! Instead, hide it in secret accounts, luxury mansions, or even under your pet cat’s pillow (but only if your cat is really trustworthy). And if people ask, “Where did all our money go?” just blame an invisible enemy! “Oh no! The international economy stole it!”

Step 4: Create Some Distractions!
Oops! People are starting to ask too many questions. Time for a distraction! Maybe start a random construction project that takes 50 years to complete (but costs as much as buying an entire planet). Or suddenly remember that a neighboring country is “very, very mean” and make everyone focus on that instead. The key is to keep people busy while you keep swimming in gold like a cartoon billionaire duck!

Step 5: Rewrite the Rules (Because Rules Are for Other People)
Uh-oh, some people are catching on to your master plan! Time to change a few rules. Maybe add a law that says, “Prime Ministers can never be questioned, even if they buy a spaceship using public money!” Or maybe just ban all newspapers—who needs bad press when you can write your own fan letters? Genius!

Step 6: Stay in Power Forever (And Ever… And Ever…)
The final step: Never, ever leave! Elections? Pfft! Just make sure the only candidate running against you is a talking potato. If people protest? Just smile and say, “Everything is totally fine! Look, I just built another giant golden statue of myself—you’re welcome!”

Final Thoughts: The Life of a Legendary Money Collector
And there you have it! The ultimate guide to effortless money collection—Prime Minister edition. Some might call it corruption, but we prefer to call it super genius budgeting! Just remember, if anyone asks about all that missing money, simply do what the pros do: Look shocked, act confused, and say, “Money? What money?”

And that, dear readers, is why being a Prime Minister Thief Extraordinaire is a very difficult job. It takes years of practice, a super serious face, and an extremely good ability to pretend you did nothing wrong. But hey, at least it’s fun—if you’re the one holding the treasure map!

(For educational purposes only. Our former prime minister executed the plan during her tenure)