Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean is a vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which place them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

“Hey, I finally trained my dog not to beg at the table,” Sheila told her friend. “Really, how did you do that,” Sheila asked? “Simple, I let him taste my cooking.”
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.   The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them out all over the table.   “What are you doing?” his mother asked.   “The box says not to eat them if the seal is broken” the boy explained.   “I’m looking for the seal.”

A man walks into a doctor’s office.  He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.  “I don’t feel so good – what’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, “you’re not eating properly.”

Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I’ll have a refill.

Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world. Friend: I know – I ordered a small steak and got a calf.

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